{"product_id":"dexedrine-doughnuts-lightweight-field-hoodie","title":"Dexedrine Doughnuts","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Lonely Stoner Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIssued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for comfort compliance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the soft one. Not dense. Not armored. Just intelligently comfortable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric Overview\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hoodie uses Bella Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fleece with a lightly brushed interior.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric weight is 7 oz, which converts to approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e240 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGSM (grams per square meter) measures fabric density. Higher numbers mean heavier fabric. Lower numbers mean lighter fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor perspective:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✦ Lightweight tees: 120–180 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ This hoodie: ~230–240 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Traditional heavy hoodies: 300+ GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Field Operator Zip: 400 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Bureau of Density Hoodie: 420 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is warmer than a T-shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Lighter than traditional heavy hoodies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Designed for everyday wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not built for blizzards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy It Matters?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome hoodies feel stiff when new.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one does not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt feels broken-in immediately. Soft against skin. Warm without bulk. Flexible without losing shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is the comfort division hoodie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c!-- HOW TO MEASURE (Universal) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 18px 0;\" class=\"fen-size-howto\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eHow to Measure\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003eLay a similar garment flat on a table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 0 10px; padding-left: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (Chest)\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) to the bottom hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve (Hoodies)\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure from center back of neck to end of sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eFor best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- SIZING CONFIRMATION (Universal) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 18px 0;\" class=\"fen-size-confirm\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eSizing Confirmation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eAll garments are made to order. 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