{"product_id":"dexedrine-doughnuts-standard-field-issue-tee","title":"Dexedrine Doughnuts","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Lonely Stoner Show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIssued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for daily compliance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis tee is intentionally lightweight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric Overview\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, lightweight cotton blend designed for breathability and stretch recovery. It drapes naturally and does not choke the neckline after two washes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not boxy heavy merch cotton. It is flexible and wearable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis tee uses super lightweight ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric weight is approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e160 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGSM stands for grams per square meter — the industry measurement for fabric density.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigher GSM = heavier fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Lower GSM = lighter, more breathable fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor context:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✦ Lightweight tees: 120–180 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ This tee: ~150–160 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Midweight sweatshirts: 220–280 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Heavy hoodies: 300+ GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Field Operator Zip: 400 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight Fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e160 GSM means:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✦ Breathable in warm weather\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Easy to layer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Moves naturally with the body\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦ Dries faster than thicker tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt does not feel bulky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It does not stand off your body like a box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It does not trap heat like a dense cotton slab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt feels broken-in immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c!-- HOW TO MEASURE (Universal) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fen-size-howto\" style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eHow to Measure\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003eLay a similar garment flat on a table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 0 10px; padding-left: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (Chest)\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) to the bottom hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve (Hoodies)\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure from center back of neck to end of sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eFor best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- SIZING CONFIRMATION (Universal) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fen-size-confirm\" style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eSizing Confirmation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eAll garments are made to order. 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