{"product_id":"dont-want-no-scrubs","title":"Don't Want No Scrubs","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Lonely Stoner Show \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIssued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for internal office variants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one hugs slightly. It stretches. It recovers. It understands boundaries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Is Baby Rib Knitting?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBaby rib is a fine rib-knit construction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRib knitting is created by alternating knit and purl stitches, forming vertical channels in the fabric. You’ve seen rib knitting before in hoodie cuffs and waistbands that are stretchy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBaby rib uses that same structure, but with tighter, finer ribs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat that does:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Increases horizontal stretch\u003cbr\u003e✦ Improves recovery (it snaps back instead of sagging)\u003cbr\u003e✦ Adds gentle structure\u003cbr\u003e✦ Helps the garment contour naturally\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike basic flat jersey tees, rib knit has built-in elasticity from its knit structure — not just from added stretch fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s why this top hugs slightly without feeling stiff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy Rib Matters for a Crop?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCropped silhouettes need shape control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you use thin jersey fabric in a fitted crop, it can wrinkle, roll, or stretch out over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRib knit adds:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Shape retention\u003cbr\u003e✦ Controlled stretch\u003cbr\u003e✦ Visual texture\u003cbr\u003e✦ A more structured drape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the fabric equivalent of having boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c!-- HOW TO MEASURE (Universal) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fen-size-howto\" style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eHow to Measure\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003eLay a similar garment flat on a table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 0 10px; padding-left: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (Chest)\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) to the bottom hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve (Hoodies)\u003c\/strong\u003e - Measure from center back of neck to end of sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eFor best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- SIZING CONFIRMATION (Universal) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fen-size-confirm\" style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eSizing Confirmation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eAll garments are made to order. Please review the measurement chart carefully before completing your purchase. 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