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ABOUT ME

The LonelyStonerShow

In 2021 I lost my job, relationship, apartment, savings, health insurance, car and basically any reason to think staying alive was a good idea. With no experience or plan I decided to become an artist. I have spent 5 years hunched over my little laptop watching youtube tutorials to try and figure all this shit out. [Really?...Five years?..hmmm] I have this ADHD. I seem to only function within a DDT [drug dealer timezone]. My estimation of 30 minutes could be 45min or 5 hours. I just kept trying. I design all my clothes, logos, marketing, photos, hoodies, and shirts. Everything you see is an extension of myself. I think they are very cool. I hope you do too. [How could this have possibly taken 5 years?]
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So, what had happened was I took a music class. Well, hmm, let me clarify. I went attended a free, online music production course, for one afternoon. I became instantly convinced that I was a few sessions away from becoming a global sensation so I decided to make some merch for myself.

The Lonely Stoner Show & The Ferris Entertainment Network are independent media projects disguised as a clothing and a rogue broadcasting corporation. This is an invitation to exit default reality and enjoy the one I have built.