A smoke alarm that goes off when you boil water is just craving attention.
You’re like a pigeon in the park that makes eye contact.
You’re a motivational poster that knows he’s lying.
A candle that has burned out, still smells faintly of effort.
Basically, every cell in my body refuses to work until someone gently, but firmly, whispers threats at it.
No, ‘tough cookies’ is not a real phrase.
This is not a fucking shopping list, it just says ‘shop for stuff.
My brain is like a pen that works perfectly until I need to sign something important.
I am totally committed. Just like when that pumpkin pie was still slightly raw, but I still ladled it out to everyone because I already dirtied all the dishes.
A smoke alarm that goes off when you boil water is just craving attention.
You’re like a pigeon in the park that makes eye contact.
You’re a motivational poster that knows he’s lying.
A candle that has burned out, still smells faintly of effort.
Basically, every cell in my body refuses to work until someone gently, but firmly, whispers threats at it.
No, ‘tough cookies’ is not a real phrase.
This is not a fucking shopping list, it just says ‘shop for stuff.
My brain is like a pen that works perfectly until I need to sign something important.
I am totally committed. Just like when that pumpkin pie was still slightly raw, but I still ladled it out to everyone because I already dirtied all the dishes.
