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3 Fucking Years
It took me and my ADHD
3 full years to make this website
Produced and Shipped
Designed in San Francisco
Shipped from LA and PA
The Lonely Stoner Show
Issued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for daily compliance.
This tee is intentionally lightweight.
Fabric Overview
Soft, lightweight cotton blend designed for breathability and stretch recovery. It drapes naturally and does not choke the neckline after two washes.
This is not boxy heavy merch cotton. It is flexible and wearable.
This tee uses super lightweight ring-spun cotton.
Fabric weight is approximately 160 GSM.
GSM stands for grams per square meter — the industry measurement for fabric density.
Higher GSM = heavier fabric.
Lower GSM = lighter, more breathable fabric.
For context:
✦ Lightweight tees: 120–180 GSM
✦ This tee: ~150–160 GSM
✦ Midweight sweatshirts: 220–280 GSM
✦ Heavy hoodies: 300+ GSM
✦ Field Operator Zip: 400 GSM
Lightweight Fabric
160 GSM means:
✦ Breathable in warm weather
✦ Easy to layer
✦ Moves naturally with the body
✦ Dries faster than thicker tees
It does not feel bulky.
It does not stand off your body like a box.
It does not trap heat like a dense cotton slab.
It feels broken-in immediately.
How to Measure
Lay a similar garment flat on a table.
- Width (Chest) - Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- Length - Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve (Hoodies) - Measure from center back of neck to end of sleeve.
For best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.
Sizing Confirmation
All garments are made to order. Please review the measurement chart carefully before completing your purchase. If you are between sizes or unsure, contact support prior to ordering.
View Size Chart (inches)
All Width values are measured laid flat (pit-to-pit).
| Size | Chest (Width) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2 | 26 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
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ABOUT ME
The LonelyStonerShow
In 2021 I lost my job, relationship, apartment, savings, health insurance, car and basically any reason to think staying alive was a good idea.
With no experience or plan I decided to become an artist.
I have spent 5 years hunched over my little laptop watching youtube tutorials to try and figure all this shit out.
[Really?...Five years?..hmmm]
I have this ADHD. I seem to only function within a DDT [drug dealer timezone]. My estimation of 30 minutes could be 45min or 5 hours. I just kept trying.
I design all my clothes, logos, marketing, photos, hoodies, and shirts. Everything you see is an extension of myself. I think they are very cool. I hope you do too.
[How could this have possibly taken 5 years?]
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