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3 Fucking Years
It took me and my ADHD
3 full years to make this website
Produced and Shipped
Designed in San Francisco
Shipped from LA and PA
The Lonely Stoner Show
Issued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for field operations.
This is the functional one. The zip says “I have options.” The hoodie says “Don’t perceive me.”
What Is 400 GSM Fabric?
Fabric density is measured in GSM — grams per square meter.
GSM tells you how much one square meter of fabric weighs. It’s the industry standard for measuring thickness and density.
If a fabric is 400 GSM, that means one square meter of that material weighs 400 grams.
Higher GSM = denser, heavier fabric.
Lower GSM = lighter, more breathable fabric.
For perspective:
✦ Lightweight tees: 120–180 GSM
✦ Midweight hoodies: 240–300 GSM
✦ Heavyweight hoodies: 320–380 GSM
✦ This zip hoodie: 400 GSM
400 GSM sits firmly in heavyweight territory. It has structure. It has insulation. It holds its shape without feeling stiff.
It is slightly lighter than the 420g Bureau of Density Hoodie, but still built for real layering and real cold weather.
Why 400 GSM Works for a Zip?
Zip hoodies need:
✦ Enough structure to hold shape open
✦ Enough weight to layer without collapsing
✦ Enough insulation without overheating
400 GSM gives you that balance.
You get warmth without feeling like you are wearing upholstery.
How to Measure
Lay a similar garment flat on a table.
- Width (Chest) - Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- Length - Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve (Hoodies) - Measure from center back of neck to end of sleeve.
For best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.
Sizing Confirmation
All garments are made to order. Please review the measurement chart carefully before completing your purchase. If you are between sizes or unsure, contact support prior to ordering.
View Size Chart (inches)
All Width values are measured laid flat (pit-to-pit).
| Size | Chest (Width) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 20 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 33 1/2 |
| S | 21 | 28 1/2 | 34 1/2 |
| M | 23 | 29 1/2 | 35 1/2 |
| L | 24 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 36 1/2 |
| XL | 26 1/2 | 31 1/2 | 37 1/2 |
| 2XL | 27 1/2 | 32 1/2 | 38 1/2 |
| 3XL | 28 1/2 | 33 1/2 | 39 1/2 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 40 |
| 5XL | 31 1/2 | 34 1/2 | 40 1/2 |
| 6XL | 33 | 35 | 41 |
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ABOUT ME
The LonelyStonerShow
In 2021 I lost my job, relationship, apartment, savings, health insurance, car and basically any reason to think staying alive was a good idea.
With no experience or plan I decided to become an artist.
I have spent 5 years hunched over my little laptop watching youtube tutorials to try and figure all this shit out.
[Really?...Five years?..hmmm]
I have this ADHD. I seem to only function within a DDT [drug dealer timezone]. My estimation of 30 minutes could be 45min or 5 hours. I just kept trying.
I design all my clothes, logos, marketing, photos, hoodies, and shirts. Everything you see is an extension of myself. I think they are very cool. I hope you do too.
[How could this have possibly taken 5 years?]
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