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3 Fucking Years
It took me and my ADHD
3 full years to make this website
Produced and Shipped
Designed in San Francisco
Shipped from LA and PA
The Lonely Stoner Show
Issued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for official internal operations. This is the Bureau of Density Hoodie. It is dense. It is structured. It does not collapse under pressure. It does not apologize for taking up space.
What Is 420g Fabric?
Fabric density is measured in GSM — grams per square meter. GSM tells you how much one square meter of fabric weighs. It is the industry standard for measuring thickness.
If a fabric is 420 GSM, that means one square meter weighs 420 grams.
Higher GSM = denser, heavier fabric.
Lower GSM = lighter, more breathable fabric.
For perspective:
✦ Lightweight tees: 120–180 GSM
✦ Standard hoodies: 240–300 GSM
✦ Heavyweight hoodies: 320–400 GSM
✦ This hoodie: 420 GSM
This sits above typical heavyweight territory. It feels structured. It holds shape. It does not drape like a sad napkin.
How to Measure
Lay a similar garment flat on a table.
- Width (Chest) - Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- Length - Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve (Hoodies) - Measure from center back of neck to end of sleeve.
For best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.
Sizing Confirmation
All garments are made to order. Please review the measurement chart carefully before completing your purchase. If you are between sizes or unsure, contact support prior to ordering.
View Size Chart (inches)
All Width values are measured laid flat (pit-to-pit).
| Size | Chest (Width) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 22 | 26 1/2 | 35 |
| S | 23 1/4 | 27 1/2 | 36 |
| M | 24 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 37 |
| L | 25 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 38 |
| XL | 26 3/4 | 30 1/2 | 39 |
| 2XL | 28 | 32 | 40 |
| 3XL | 29 | 33 | 41 |
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ABOUT ME
The LonelyStonerShow
In 2021 I lost my job, relationship, apartment, savings, health insurance, car and basically any reason to think staying alive was a good idea.
With no experience or plan I decided to become an artist.
I have spent 5 years hunched over my little laptop watching youtube tutorials to try and figure all this shit out.
[Really?...Five years?..hmmm]
I have this ADHD. I seem to only function within a DDT [drug dealer timezone]. My estimation of 30 minutes could be 45min or 5 hours. I just kept trying.
I design all my clothes, logos, marketing, photos, hoodies, and shirts. Everything you see is an extension of myself. I think they are very cool. I hope you do too.
[How could this have possibly taken 5 years?]
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