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3 Fucking Years
It took me and my ADHD
3 full years to make this website
Produced and Shipped
Designed in San Francisco
Shipped from LA and PA
The Lonely Stoner Show
Issued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for comfort compliance.
This is the soft one. Not dense. Not armored. Just intelligently comfortable.
Fabric Overview
This hoodie uses Bella Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fleece with a lightly brushed interior.
Fabric weight is 7 oz, which converts to approximately 240 GSM.
GSM (grams per square meter) measures fabric density. Higher numbers mean heavier fabric. Lower numbers mean lighter fabric.
For perspective:
✦ Lightweight tees: 120–180 GSM
✦ This hoodie: ~230–240 GSM
✦ Traditional heavy hoodies: 300+ GSM
✦ Field Operator Zip: 400 GSM
✦ Bureau of Density Hoodie: 420 GSM
It is warmer than a T-shirt.
Lighter than traditional heavy hoodies.
Designed for everyday wear.
This is not built for blizzards.
Why It Matters?
Some hoodies feel stiff when new.
This one does not.
It feels broken-in immediately. Soft against skin. Warm without bulk. Flexible without losing shape.
It is the comfort division hoodie.
How to Measure
Lay a similar garment flat on a table.
- Width (Chest) - Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- Length - Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve (Hoodies) - Measure from center back of neck to end of sleeve.
For best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.
Sizing Confirmation
All garments are made to order. Please review the measurement chart carefully before completing your purchase. If you are between sizes or unsure, contact support prior to ordering.
View Size Chart (inches)
Chest width shown laid flat (pit-to-pit). Manufacturer provided circumference; values have been converted for consistency.
| Size | Chest (Width) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 21 1/4 | 25 5/8 |
| S | 18 | 22 1/4 | 26 1/8 |
| M | 20 | 23 1/4 | 26 5/8 |
| L | 21 | 24 1/4 | 27 1/8 |
| XL | 23 | 25 1/4 | 27 5/8 |
| 2XL | 24 | 26 1/4 | 28 1/8 |
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ABOUT ME
The LonelyStonerShow
In 2021 I lost my job, relationship, apartment, savings, health insurance, car and basically any reason to think staying alive was a good idea.
With no experience or plan I decided to become an artist.
I have spent 5 years hunched over my little laptop watching youtube tutorials to try and figure all this shit out.
[Really?...Five years?..hmmm]
I have this ADHD. I seem to only function within a DDT [drug dealer timezone]. My estimation of 30 minutes could be 45min or 5 hours. I just kept trying.
I design all my clothes, logos, marketing, photos, hoodies, and shirts. Everything you see is an extension of myself. I think they are very cool. I hope you do too.
[How could this have possibly taken 5 years?]
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