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3 Fucking Years
It took me and my ADHD
3 full years to make this website
Produced and Shipped
Designed in San Francisco
Shipped from LA and PA
The Lonely Stoner Show
Issued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for documentation and observation.
This is the daily field layer. Lightweight. Functional. Built for rotation.
Fabric Overview
This tee uses 160GSM ring-spun cotton.
GSM stands for grams per square meter, the standard textile measurement for fabric density.
Higher GSM = heavier fabric.
Lower GSM = lighter, more breathable fabric.
For context:
✦ Lightweight tees: 120–180 GSM
✦ This tee: ~150–160 GSM
✦ Midweight sweatshirts: 220–280 GSM
✦ Heavy hoodies: 300+ GSM
This places the Field Report Tee firmly in lightweight territory.
It is breathable. Flexible. Designed for daily wear rather than structure.
Why Lightweight Matters?
160 GSM means:
✦ Comfortable in warm weather
✦ Easy to layer under hoodies
✦ Moves naturally with the body
✦ Dries faster than thicker tees
This is not a heavy structured shirt.
It is designed to be worn often.
How to Measure
Lay a similar garment flat on a table.
- Width (Chest) - Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- Length - Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve (Hoodies) - Measure from center back of neck to end of sleeve.
For best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.
Sizing Confirmation
All garments are made to order. Please review the measurement chart carefully before completing your purchase. If you are between sizes or unsure, contact support prior to ordering.
View Size Chart (inches)
All Width values are measured laid flat (pit-to-pit).
| Size | Chest (Width) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 24 1/2 |
| S | 16 1/2 | 25 |
| M | 17 1/2 | 26 |
| L | 18 1/2 | 27 |
| XL | 19 1/2 | 28 |
| 2XL | 20 1/2 | 29 |
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ABOUT ME
The LonelyStonerShow
In 2021 I lost my job, relationship, apartment, savings, health insurance, car and basically any reason to think staying alive was a good idea.
With no experience or plan I decided to become an artist.
I have spent 5 years hunched over my little laptop watching youtube tutorials to try and figure all this shit out.
[Really?...Five years?..hmmm]
I have this ADHD. I seem to only function within a DDT [drug dealer timezone]. My estimation of 30 minutes could be 45min or 5 hours. I just kept trying.
I design all my clothes, logos, marketing, photos, hoodies, and shirts. Everything you see is an extension of myself. I think they are very cool. I hope you do too.
[How could this have possibly taken 5 years?]
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