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Designed in San Francisco
Shipped from LA and PA
Issued by Ferris Entertainment Network. Authorized apparel for daily compliance.
This tee is intentionally lightweight.
Soft, lightweight cotton blend designed for breathability and stretch recovery. It drapes naturally and does not choke the neckline after two washes.
This is not boxy heavy merch cotton. It is flexible and wearable.
This tee uses super lightweight ring-spun cotton.
Fabric weight is approximately 160 GSM.
GSM stands for grams per square meter — the industry measurement for fabric density.
Higher GSM = heavier fabric.
Lower GSM = lighter, more breathable fabric.
For context:
✦ Lightweight tees: 120–180 GSM
✦ This tee: ~150–160 GSM
✦ Midweight sweatshirts: 220–280 GSM
✦ Heavy hoodies: 300+ GSM
✦ Field Operator Zip: 400 GSM
160 GSM means:
✦ Breathable in warm weather
✦ Easy to layer
✦ Moves naturally with the body
✦ Dries faster than thicker tees
It does not feel bulky.
It does not stand off your body like a box.
It does not trap heat like a dense cotton slab.
It feels broken-in immediately.
Lay a similar garment flat on a table.
For best results, compare measurements to a garment you already own and like the fit of.
All garments are made to order. Please review the measurement chart carefully before completing your purchase. If you are between sizes or unsure, contact support prior to ordering.
All Width values are measured laid flat (pit-to-pit).
| Size | Chest (Width) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2 | 26 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
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