Bureau of Density Hoodie – 420g Heavyweight Pullover – Page 2 – The Lonely Stoner Show

A smoke alarm that goes off when you boil water is just craving attention. You’re like a pigeon in the park that makes eye contact. You’re a motivational poster that knows he’s lying. A candle that has burned out, still smells faintly of effort. Basically, every cell in my body refuses to work until someone gently, but firmly, whispers threats at it. No, ‘tough cookies’ is not a real phrase. This is not a fucking shopping list, it just says ‘shop for stuff. My brain is like a pen that works perfectly until I need to sign something important. I am totally committed. Just like when that pumpkin pie was still slightly raw, but I still ladled it out to everyone because I already dirtied all the dishes.

A smoke alarm that goes off when you boil water is just craving attention. You’re like a pigeon in the park that makes eye contact. You’re a motivational poster that knows he’s lying. A candle that has burned out, still smells faintly of effort. Basically, every cell in my body refuses to work until someone gently, but firmly, whispers threats at it. No, ‘tough cookies’ is not a real phrase. This is not a fucking shopping list, it just says ‘shop for stuff. My brain is like a pen that works perfectly until I need to sign something important. I am totally committed. Just like when that pumpkin pie was still slightly raw, but I still ladled it out to everyone because I already dirtied all the dishes.

Bureau of Density Hoodie – structured heavyweight light armor engineered for maximum density and minimal accountability. Credentials assumed valid and clearance is implied. Additional command presence Inferred. Classified HWC-420.

Bureau of Density Hoodie – structured heavyweight light armor engineered for maximum density and minimal accountability. Credentials assumed valid and clearance is implied. Additional command presence Inferred. Classified HWC-420.

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The LonelyStonerShow

In 2021 I lost my job, relationship, apartment, savings, health insurance, car and basically any reason to think staying alive was a good idea. With no experience or plan I decided to become an artist. I have spent 5 years hunched over my little laptop watching youtube tutorials to try and figure all this shit out. [Really?...Five years?..hmmm] I have this ADHD. I seem to only function within a DDT [drug dealer timezone]. My estimation of 30 minutes could be 45min or 5 hours. I just kept trying. I design all my clothes, logos, marketing, photos, hoodies, and shirts. Everything you see is an extension of myself. I think they are very cool. I hope you do too. [How could this have possibly taken 5 years?]
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The Lonely Stoner Show & The Ferris Entertainment Network are independent media projects disguised as a clothing and a rogue broadcasting corporation. This is an invitation to exit default reality and enjoy the one I have built.

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